By: Hayden N.
In the future, there was a nuclear war.
And because of all the radiation, cats developed the ability to shoot lasers out of their mouths.
Some will use the cats for good, others for evil.
Who will win in a world of…
LASER CATS!
After Nitro and Admiral Spaceship passed to Laser Cat Heaven there was evil again. Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been hidden in his lab for years planning on something big to take back the land. It would have all been over if it wasn’t for Deadpan and Fruit Boy.
September 20th, 2019, Headquarters.
Thwack… Thwack, Thwack. Game Over.
“That’s rigged!”
“Welp its too bad that you suck.”
“Let’s play one more!”
“Ok”
Beep
“Hold on I’m getting a transmission from the head base. Hello, this is Deadpan… What?… Oh no! We have to go Dr. Doofenshmirtz has an army of laser dogs and is planning to take back the world.”
“How will we get there?”
“Let’s use the spaceship.”
Dr. Doofenshmirtz has a plan to take back the world on September 21 so our heroes will need to act with haste in order to be able to stop him from commencing the attack. The heroes must gear up before they can take him on.
“We need to get to the safe. There we will be able to get anything we want.”
1… 2… 3… 4… 5… Opening Safe.
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow.
Clicking noises.
Deadpan starts taking the heavy artillery while Fruit Boy starts taking the light and easy to use weapons.
“Let’s rollout.”
At Dr. Doofenshmirtz’z lab Deadpan and Fruit Boy are going to try and stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz from advancing in his attack.
Deadpan and Fruit Boy take action in 3… 2… 1… Cue cool music.
Deadpan and Fruit Boy cooly walk down the hallway in slow motion.
“Fruit Boy now that we are finally at the lab I need you to lure out Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Got it?”
“Got it. Hey, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, we are here come and get us! Also, dogs suck!”
“What did you just say?” mysterious voice.
“I said that dogs suck!”
“Well then let’s see about that after I destroy you!”
“Dr. Doofenshmirtz!” gasping noises.
“What are my lines again I just forgot?”
Cut
“Alright. Now doggos attack!”
The army of dogs starts rushing towards them.
“Hah! Do you think those dogs can stop us? We have a secret weapon! Carlos drop the nuke!”
“Got it, boss.”
“No not what I think it is!”
“It’s exactly what you think it is Dr. Doofenshmirtz.”
“No not this! Not CHOCOLATE!”
“Hee.”
Splat.
“Dogs don’t eat that!”
“Too late!”
“All the dogs run away and throw up. Then they die with CGI.
“Face it Dr. Doofenshmirtz it’s over!”
“Alright, you win.”
“Come here were giving you to the prison.”
To Be Continued…
The Middle Seat 