Jiffy

Once upon a time, there was a little kernel named Jiffy. He lived in the local Weis Market with his family the Pops. One day their bag started rumbling and tumbling. They hit the ground with a ting as they hit the bottom of the shopping cart of none other than Edward the terrible. He was known for eating tons of popcorn. He was the man every kernel feared. He took Jiffy and his family to his dreaded apartment where they were set down in the cabinet waiting to be cooked. Jiffy was scared and didn’t know what to do when it was his bags turn for dinner. Now it was dinner time and the bag was picked up and opened. Jiffy thought he was doomed but when the bag opened he fell out and plopped on the counter. Edward was too busy watching the bag of popcorn being cooked that Jiffy had enough time to get up and run. He was hiding behind the recipe book when he realized there was an old napkin that was sitting there. He picked the old napkin up and thought of all the things he could do with it. He had already decided on one thing though, skydiving. He took the old napkin tied it around him and jumped off the counter. He was getting closer and closer to the ground when the napkin opened up with a woosh. He floated safely to the ground and thought it was fun.