By Jake P., Parker R., and Liam G.
Bill Nye the Russian Spy and his sidekick Jamal were standing in front of the lost temple of the hydrogen bomb.
“Here it is,” he Bill said. “The temple of the lost hydrogen bomb”.
They were about to walk up the mossy stairs into the temple when five CIA agents jumped out and aimed guns at them. “FREEZE!” one shouted.
Bill pulled out his RPG and blasted at the agents. BOOM! They were all blasted to smithereens.
Bill and Jamal went up the mossy staircase and into the temple. The doors shut behind them, leaving them in the darkness. Rule number 1 of being a KGB agent was to be prepared, so Bill pulled out his flashlight and advanced. Jamal pulled out his AK-47.
Bill felt his foot sink into a pressure plate. Suddenly, a mossy boulder rolled down a slope towards them then. Bill took out his RPG and blasted the rock into pieces.
The temple walls started cracking, Jamal said “Bill! the temple is damaged, we don’t have much time. We need to hurry!” Jamal and Bill sprinted around the corner, only to be nearly impaled by seven-foot-long spikes.
“The spikes leave a 3-second window before they shoot back up,” Bill said. “3,2,1, GO!” They ran across with no problem.
They ran up a flight of stairs and around another corner. Bill ran over a piece of floor that looked disturbingly like a trap door. Because it was a trapdoor. Bill made it across, but Jamal had a little bit of trouble. When he was about to run across the trap door fell open. Jamal and his lightning reflexes were able to jump at the last second and make it across. The turned a corner and found themselves in open light. They had reached the balcony at the top of the temple, and sitting right in front of them, was the lost hydrogen bomb. Jamal walked up to the bomb and started pressing buttons. “What are you doing Jamal?” Bill asked.
Jamal put his hoof to his ear and said, “Quick! I need back up! Now!”
Bill started to say, “Who are you talking to?” But his voice was drowned out by the sound of a supersonic jet.
“I’m an American Moose! Have fun dying by the hydrogen bomb!” Jamal yelled
By now, the jet had reached the temple. “PEACE FOOL!!!” Jamal shouted, and then jumped into the jet like a boss. Now there were a lot of things going through Bill’s head, but the main thought was: The KGB is going to kill me if I don’t defuse the bomb.
Bill ran over to the bomb to defuse it. Right as he was about to cut the last wire…BOOM! Bill Nye was vaporized. Jamal got a medal for his service to the U.S.A.
The Middle Seat 